Because I Got High

Bonjour Loyal subjects!

Today is a good day! and it is such a nice day that I have decided to wear a skirt and am sporting a sort of hippie look Woot for me! but I guess this would be better suited for tomorrow, as it will be 4/ 20. hahhahaha. though I must make it clear that I am NOT a supporter of such foolishness! And I shall tell you why!

1. Pot makes you not properly functional,

2. It make you unable to understand things and it makes you stupid.

3. It ruins everyones lives who are connected to yours.

4. Its against the law!

5. It ages you physically so then you look like the elderly insane

6. You get yellow teeth! eww

7. Dudes can be unable to perform the hanky panky! such a party pooper!

8. Makes you taste bad when you kiss, and really who wants to kiss an ash tray whether its pot or ciggarettes.

9. You never know who is going to take an incriminating picture and post it somewhere.

10. Its a waste of time and money!

So the lesson for today is any kind of smoke is bad!

Tootles!

PrincessDeDe